🥃 “It’s Just Man Cave Shit” Stained Glass Window Panel
Toxic masculinity? No thanks. Toxic comedy? Yes, please. This handcrafted stained glass piece captures all the bold vices of a classic dive bar fantasy—cigarettes, whiskey, and sarcasm—wrapped in red, white, and amber. Whether you’re celebrating your inner outlaw or mocking macho aesthetics, this piece delivers humor with heat.
Perfect for bachelor pads, bar corners, garage hangouts—or as a cheeky gothic gift that says “Don’t take life too seriously, but do make it look cool.”
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📏 Product Details
• Dimensions: approx. 7.5” tall × 9” wide
• Materials: Stained glass, lead-free solder, black chain
• Features: Pack of cigarettes with exposed foil, whiskey tumbler, hand-lettered phrase
• Finished with dark patina for a gritty, vintage vibe
• Handmade in Florida – includes metal chain for hanging
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🔥 Why You’ll Love It
• Loud, funny, and perfect for alternative home bars or man caves
• Gothic-styled humor with dive bar edge
• Great gift for birthdays, housewarmings, or “just because”
• Bold color palette—reds, whites, and warm bourbon brown—stands out in any light
• Durable construction with precise hand-soldered detail
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🧼 Care Instructions
• Handle by chain or frame
• Wipe with a soft, damp cloth (no abrasive cleaners)
• Store with padding if not in use
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📦 Shipping Info
• Ships flat and securely from Boca Raton, FL
• Gift-wrap and custom notes available
• Stained glass handmade
